Wassvik, McLarney / Vagle

Cross-dressing Truck Driver

Well he's a cross-dressing truck driver, Double timing sweet talker

Good looking night stalker, And he's your brand new man

Well he's a cross-dressing truck driver, Smooth talking latin lover

Heartbreaking crossover, And he's your brand new man

He’s a heavy drinkin’ church attender, Hard praying mind bender

God forsaken soul surrender, And he’s your brand new man

He’s a heavy drinkin’ church cruiser, Bible reading child abuser

Woman beating, all time looser, And he’s your brand new man

He’s a pin striped go getter, Square headed jet setter

Muscle pumping bed wetter, And he’s your brand new man

He’s a pin striped wife cheater, Masochistic palm reader

Wants to be a cheer leader, And he’s your brand new man